[As the cameras go on, a huge explosion of pyro goes off as well as the Monday Night New Blood theme song ("More Human Than Human" by White Zombie).
The camera pans around the arena to take a look at the sold out arena.]
"Welcome everyone to the debut of Southern Xtreme Wrestling's Monday Night New Blood! I'm Scott Walker..."
"...and well,well,well! It's me,it's me! That's Guido with a G! Mr.Guido is here to say if you want xtreme wrestling, you came to the right place!"
"We have a great show lined up for you tonight, so let's get down to the action!!"
Tag Team Battle Royal for the SXW tag team titles
Cold Blooded Vs. Team Extreme Vs. The Lynx Effect Vs. Megadeth Vs. Too Sexay
"Making thier way to the ring at this time, weighing in at a combined weight of 610 pounds, here are Chris "The Game" and The Punisher....Megadeth!!"[Pyro goes off
as "99 Ways To Die" by Megadeth begins to play and out come Megadeth.]
"thier opponents, making thier way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 560 pounds, here are Slasher and Viper...Cold Blooded!!"[Darkened arena, smoke filled. Then an explosion ad Cold
Blooded appear on the ramp shouting at the fans and making taunting gestures.
Whilst in the ring they each ascend a turnbuckle and cross their arms in a
boastful manner.]
"thier opponents, making thier way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 340 pounds, here are Envy and Silencer...Team Extreme!!"[They simply walk down to the ring with many woman clinching
to their arms.]
"thier opponents, making thier way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 749 pounds, here are Hughesy 2 Hotty and Da Fat Turd...Too Sexay!!"[Pyro goes off as Too Sexay walk down to the ring with "Still Stabbin" by Insane Clown Posse playing.]
"and thier opponents, making thier way to the ring, weighing in at a combined weight of 421 pounds, here are Pheonix and Inca...The Lynx Effect!!"[The pyro goes off again as "Born Slippy" by Underworld begins to play and out ride The Lynx Effect on Harley's]
Ding,ding,ding!! And this battle royal is on! Viper nails Chris "The Game" with a huge albert bomb. Da Fat Turd nails The Punisher with a huge clothesline. Envy whips Slasher off the ropes only to nailled with a flying clothesline. Slasher picks up Chris "The Game" and whips him off the ropes. Chris "The Game" comes back off the ropes
and is nailled with a clothesline sending him over the top ropes to the floor.
"The team of Megadeth has been eliminated!"
Inca and Envy look to be trying to put Da Fat Turd over the ropes. Viper nails Hughesy 2 Hotty with a diving powerbomb. Pheonix nails Da Fat Turd as he is now teetering on the top rope. Silencer nails Da Fat Turd with a running clothesline and Da Fat Turd falls to the floor.
"The team of Too Sexay has been eliminated!"
Silencer and Pheonix are going at it. Inca whips Envy off the ropes but Envy comes back with a massive clothesline. Envy picks up Inca and whips him off the ropes and sends him over the top with a back drop.
"The team of The Lynx Effect have been eliminated!"
Now it's down to Cold Blooded and Team Extreme! Viper goes after Envy as Slasher takes out Silencer with a side slam. Viper whips Envy off the ropes and nails him with a big boot. Slasher and Viper nail Envy with the "Colder Than Ice". Silencer gets to his feet but Viper and Slasher nail him with a double clothesline over the top!
Ring Announcer: "Here are your winners of the tag team battle royal and the new SXW tag team champions...Viper and Slasher, Cold Blooded!!"
(In the backstage area there is a cold chill, almost like something haunted!...the scene fades to a commercial)
First Round of the SXW Television title tournament
Talon Vs. Gorillaz
"Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 200 pounds and from Nottingham, UK...here is Talon!!"[The lights in the arena go out as "My Generation" by Limp Bizkit begins to play and out walks Talon through the crowd. Talon gets into the ring and a huge explosion of pyro goes off.]
"...and his opponent, from Nottingham, UK and weighing in at 190 pounds...here is Gorillaz!!"["Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz begins to play as Gorillaz drives down to the ring in his huge monster truck.]
Ding,ding,ding! and here we go this match has begun! Talon and Gorillaz lock up. Talon nails Gorillaz with a brainbuster. Talon picks up Gorillaz and whips him off the ropes but Gorillaz comes back off the ropes and nails Talon with a running DDT. Gorillaz slips out of the ring and grabs a chair. Talon comes flying over the ropes and nails Gorillaz with a suicide dive.
Both men get to thier feet. Talon goes for a clothesline but misses and Gorillaz nails him with a russian leg sweep. Gorillaz pulls out a table and slides it into the ring. Gorillaz picks up Talon and throws him into the ring as he follows. Gorillaz sets up the table in the middle of the ring. Talon gets to his feet. Gorillaz nails him in the gut and sets him up for the last ride powerbomb through the table
but Talon reverses the powerbomb attempt and sends Gorillaz through the table with a back drop. Talon goes for the pin...[1]...[2]...Gorillaz kicks out! Talon picks up Gorillaz only to have Gorillaz nail him with a rock bottom. Gorillaz heads outside the ring again. He pulls out another table and sets it up in the ring. Talon gets to his feet. Talon attempts to nail Gorillaz with a superkick but Gorillaz avoids
it and nails Talon with "The Gorilla" right through the table. Gorillaz goes for the pin...[1]...[2]...[3]!!
"Here is your winner and moving on to the next round of the SXW tv title tournament....Gorillaz!!"
First Round of the SXW Tv title tournament
Ringmaster Vs. Dr.Pain
"Making his way to the ring, from Midland, MI and weighing in at 365 pounds...here is Ringmaster!!"["Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong begins to play as a flaming eagle design forms and out comes Ringmaster.]
"...and his opponent, from Trenton, New Jersey and weighing in at 299 pounds...here is Dr.Pain!!"["My Way" by Limp Bizkit begins to play as Dr.Pain comes out and a huge explosion of pyro goes off behind him.]
Ding,ding,ding! Ringmaster nails Dr.Pain with a clothesline. Dr.Pain gets to his feet. Ringmaster whips Dr.Pain off the ropes but Dr.Pain comes back off the ropes and nails Ringmaster with a spear. Dr.Pain picks up Ringmaster. Dr.Pain delivers a piledriver to Ringmaster. Dr.Pain goes for a cover...[1]...[2]...Ringmaster kicks out! Both men get to thier feet. Dr.Pain attempts to whip Ringmaster off
the ropes but Ringmaster reverses it and nails Dr.Pain with a superkick. Ringmaster heads to the outside. Ringmaster pulls out a table and sets it up in the ring. Dr.Pain gets to his feet. Ringmaster goes for a running razor's edge but Dr.Pain slides off Ringmaster's shoulders. Ringmaster turns around and Dr.Pain nails him with rock bottom. Dr.Pain heads to the outside and pulls out another table and sets it up in the ring right
next to the other table. Dr.Pain picks up Ringmaster and whips him off the ropes but Ringmaster reverses the whip and nails a death valley driver. Ringmaster gets to his feet and stacks one table on the other. Dr.Pain gets to his feet and nails Ringmaster with a stunner. Dr.Pain picks up Ringmaster and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. It looks like Dr.Pain might be setting up for his finisher "The Pain Killer". Ringmaster nails Dr.Pain
with a couple of shots to the gut and turns the move around and nails Dr.Pain with "The Heavy Metal Drop". Ringmaster covers Dr.Pain...[1]...[2]...[3]!!
"Here is your winner and moving on the next round of the SXW tv title tournament...Ringmaster!!"
Four corners Stairway to hell match for the SXW King of the death match title
"The Big F'N Deal" Jake Vicious Vs. Y2K Vs. Hughesy 2 Hotty Vs. Izzy Sane
All four men are in the ring with the ladder standing tall in the middle. There is the bell and this match has begun! Jake Vicious spears the ladder right into Y2K. Izzy Sane nails Hughesy 2 Hotty with a spinning DDT. Jake Vicious nails Izzy Sane with a short arm clothesline. Jake Vicious heads to the outside and grabs a table. Vicious sets up the table in the ring. Hughesy 2 Hotty comes running at Jake Vicious only to be
flapjacked right through the table. Y2K nails Izzy Sane with a DDT. Y2K slides out of the ring and grabs a chair. Y2K throws the chair to Jake Vicious as Y2K nails the chair into Jake Vicious's face with a spinning heel kick. Y2K grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring. Izzy Sane pulls out a table and sets it up in the ring. Izzy Sane sets Hughesy 2 Hotty up on the table as Izzy Sane heads to the top rope. Izzy Sane attempts to go for
a guillotine leg drop but Hughesy 2 Hotty moves out of the way and Izzy Sane goes through the table. Y2K is at the top of the ladder. He's reaching up to grab the barbed wire. Jake Vicious nails the ladder with a spear but Y2K grabs the barbed wire and falls to the ground. Hughesy 2 Hotty grabs the barbed wire and uncoils it as he wraps it around the turnbuckle. Jake Vicious gets to his feet and nails Hughesy 2 Hotty with a spear right into the barbed wire.
Hughesy 2 Hotty turns around, bloody, as Jake Vicious hits the "Vicious End". "The Big F'N Deal" Jake Vicious covers Hughesy 2 Hotty...[1]...[2]...[3]!!
"Here is your winner and new SXW King of the Death Match...."The Big F'N Deal" Jake Vicious!!"
Battle Royal for the SXW Heavyweight title
All the wrestlers of the SXW are in the ring awaiting the bell. Ding,ding,ding! There it is! Viper nails Gorillaz with a clothesline. Jake Vicious takes a superkick by Nemesis. Izzy Sane is battling it out with Hughesy 2 Hotty. Da Fat Turd nails Corey The Hitman with a chokeslam. Envy attempts to whip Slasher off the ropes but Slasher reverses the whip and sends Envy over the top, [Envy has been eliminated]. Dr.Pain nails Slasher with a
clothesline sending them both over the top ropes.[Dr.Pain and Slasher have been eliminated]. The Punisher gets nailled by Y2K. Manic takes out Monty the Human Pea with a powerbomb. Ali G and Psycho are going at it in the corner. Big Daddy nails Ringmaster. The Executioner nails Chris "The Game" over the top to the floor,[Chris "The Gane" has been eliminated]. Mike Starr nails Short Circuit with a belly to belly suplex. Nemesis hits Delean with a reverse DDT. Hughesy 2 Hotty nails
Izzy Sane with a superkick sending him over the top, [Izzy Sane has been eliminated]. Gorillaz dropkicks hughesy 2 Hotty from behind and sends him over the top, [Hughesy 2 Hotty has been eliminated]. Mainc nails Talon with a press slam. Da Fat Turd goes for a clothesline on Jake Vicious but Jake Vicious nails him with a spear. Inca throws Short Circuit over the top, [Short Circuit has been eliminated]. Inca gets knocked over the top ropes by Corey The Hitman sending both men to the floor.
[Inca and Corey The Hitman have been eliminated]. Pheonix sends Silencer over the ropes but Da Fat Turd sends Pheonix right out after him. Pheonix and Silencer have been eliminated]. Psycho gets nailled by Da Fat Turd with a clothesline sending him over the top,[Psycho has been eliminated]. Wait a second it looks like somebody just slipped into the ring! It's new commer, Igor Babankov. Babankov nails Mike Starr with a over the head belly to belly suplex sending him to the floor, [Mike Starr ahs
been eliminated]. Ringmaster and Big Daddy attempt to double clothesline Monty the Human Pea but he ducks down and both go over the top, [Big Daddy and Ringmaster have been eliminated]. Igor Babankov nails Monty over the top, [Monty the Human Pea has been eliminated]. (Sorry guys i'm running out of time,so im going to fast forward to the final four guys) There are four men left in the ring, Manic, Igor Babankov, Delean, and Nemesis. Nemesis nails Manic with a spinning DDT. Babankov attempts to nail
Delean with a clothesline but Delean nails him with a full nelson slam. Manic gets to his feet and is clotheslined over the top ropes by Nemesis, [Manic has been eliminated]. Igor Babankov whips Delean off the ropes...wait a minute Talon is out here. Delean goes over the top as Talon low bridges the ropes, [Delean has been eliminated]. Igor Babankov and Nemesis are going at it when the lights in the arena go out....
Click to see what happens next...
The lights come back on and Babankov is down. Nemesis is standing in the middle of the ring with The Messiah!! The Messiah steps over the ropes and begins to walk up the ramp. Igor Babankov gets back to his feet but Nemesis throws him over the top.
"Here is your winner and new SXW Heavyweight champion....Nemesis!!"
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